The ultimate compendium of fake businesses, products, services and more. | ||
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1 | 2Clean Perm Cream | THEY CLONED TYRONE 2023 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
2Clean Perm Cream Hair product at Ree Ree's beauty salon. | |||||
2 | Bald Buster | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Bald Buster Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet. | |||||
3 | Banana Cream Shampoo and Hair Lotion | CHARLES IN CHARGE 1985 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Banana Cream Shampoo and Hair Lotion | |||||
4 | Beatles Shampoo | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Beatles Shampoo Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room. "Keeps hair fresh & clean" | |||||
5 | Blue & White Dandruff Shampoo | THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Blue & White Dandruff Shampoo Product from mock dandruff shampoo commercial. Caution: Use of this product may result in decreased sense of humor. Manufacturer is not responsible for loss of friends. | |||||
6 | Blue Dye #52 | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Blue Dye #52 After finding out that Marge dyes her hair in Homer's marriage class, Apu informs Marge there's a sale on Blue Dye #52. Moe corrects him, says she uses Blue Dye #56. | |||||
7 | Blue Dye #56 | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Blue Dye #56 After finding out that Marge dyes her hair in Homer's marriage class, Apu informs Marge there's a sale on Blue Dye #52. Moe corrects him, says she uses Blue Dye #56. | |||||
8 | Blue Moon Shampoo | MOONLIGHTING 1985 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Blue Moon Shampoo David recognizes Maddie as the Blue Moon Shampoo girl. The only shampoo with milk, honey and a tablespoon of moonbeams in every bottle. | |||||
9 | Bumble and Bumble Hair Care Products | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Bumble and Bumble Hair Care Products Tom goes to Eagleton every eight days to buy hair care products. | |||||
10 | Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair Hair product Alan uses. | |||||
11 | Catlick Hairspray | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Catlick Hairspray Product in Princess Carolyn's medicine cabinet. | |||||
12 | Cherokee Hair Tampons | SOUTH PARK 1997 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Cherokee Hair Tampons The whole town becomes enamored with Miss Information's remedies and buys such nostrums as "Cherokee hair tampons" from two supposed Native Americans who share her store. | |||||
13 | Chia Head | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Chia Head Hair replacement product. | |||||
14 | Cinnamon Sable Hair Color | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Cinnamon Sable Hair Color Shade of hair color that Daphne suggests for Martin... Daphne: "Well, there's always your hair. I know it's not exactly your style, but there's nothing wrong with covering up that gray I know just the right shade for you: cinnamon sable." | |||||
15 | Cocaine Extracts for the Hair | A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST 2014 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Cocaine Extracts for the Hair Product sold at the Moustachery in Old Stump. | |||||
16 | ComPulsion | SHAMPOO PLANET 1992 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
ComPulsion Shampoo containing marigold and beer. | |||||
17 | Crab Apples | THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN 1981 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Crab Apples Shampoo product seen during Dr. Nortz' explanation about why Pat is shrinking. | |||||
18 | Creme Rinse Conditioner | DOGZILLA 1993 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Creme Rinse Conditioner | |||||
19 | Dapper Dan Hair Gel | O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU 2000 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Dapper Dan Hair Gel | |||||
20 | Dharma Initiative Hair Spray | LOST 2004 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Dharma Initiative Hair Spray Dharma branded cosmetic product. | |||||
21 | Dharma Initiative Shampoo | LOST 2004 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Dharma Initiative Shampoo Dharma branded hair care product. | |||||
22 | Dimoxinil | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Dimoxinil The new miracle breakthrough in hair regrowth. TV commercial. | |||||
23 | Dye Another Day | INSIDE AMY SCHUMER 2013 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Dye Another Day Hair dye for women on the run, by Squ'oreal. | |||||
24 | Espresso | UNDER THE DOME 2013 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Espresso A dark chocolate silk-infused hair conditioner, a product Max asks Big Jim to obtain for her. | |||||
25 | Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Vo... | ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Volumizing Gel GGG product. | |||||
26 | EZ Absolute Hair Bleach | GOOD TIME 2017 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
EZ Absolute Hair Bleach Connie dyes his hair at the black family's house. | |||||
27 | Face & Hair Tonic | A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST 2014 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Face & Hair Tonic Product sold at the Moustachery in Old Stump. | |||||
28 | Flow Naturalle Hairspray | THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN 1981 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Flow Naturalle Hairspray Hairspray product, part of the new Flow Naturalle product line that Judith is selling. | |||||
29 | Gee, Your Lip Looks Hairless | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Gee, Your Lip Looks Hairless Lip wax Marge uses on Patty before her big date with Principal Skinner. | |||||
30 | Genuine Hair Comb | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Genuine Hair Comb Comb that Snake buys at Kwik-E-Mart, after testing it out with Nacho Cheez. Good lines, nice balance. | |||||
31 | Glimmer & Gleam Hair Gel | PUSHING DAISIES 2007 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Glimmer & Gleam Hair Gel Sid Tango's hair gel. | |||||
32 | Golden Girl Shampoo | SKELETON CREW 1985 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Golden Girl Shampoo David illustrated several ads for Golden Girl Shampoo - the one where the girl is standing stride her bike, the one where she's playing frisbee on the beach, the one where she's standing on the balcony of her apartment with a drink in her hand. | |||||
33 | Gorilla Man Scalp Blaster | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Gorilla Man Scalp Blaster Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet. | |||||
34 | Grease | FIGHT CLUB 1999 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Grease Hair product advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $10. Manage your hair with the natural solution - grease. Now in colors - hazard, buttermilk, antifreeze & bunny. | |||||
35 | GrowGain | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
GrowGain Product that Bob uses to try to grow a mustache in Louise's alternate history story of Bob and Linda's first meeting without a mustache. Inspired by Rogaine. | |||||
36 | Hair Chow | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Hair Chow Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet. | |||||
37 | Hair in a Can | THE CRITIC 1994 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Hair in a Can Hair product Jay's makeup lady Doris uses, from various episodes. | |||||
38 | Hair in a Can | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Hair in a Can Product that Bob uses to try to grow a mustache in Louise's alternate history story of Bob and Linda's first meeting without a mustache. | |||||
39 | Hair in a Drum | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Hair in a Drum Hair product sold at the Hair Clinic for $19.95. | |||||
40 | Hair Master | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Hair Master Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet. | |||||
41 | Hair Remover | THREE STOOGES 1930 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Hair Remover | |||||
42 | Hair-do-well | BIG DATA 2012 Music | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Hair-do-well Spray-on hair. Fast-acting. Popular in Europe. Pending FDA Approval. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
43 | Hairball B-Gone | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Hairball B-Gone Product in Princess Carolyn's medicine cabinet. | |||||
44 | HairShell Hairspray | INVISIBLE MONSTERS 1999 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
HairShell Hairspray Through her big cheesy smile, Evie says, "How exactly did your brother get mutilated?" You can only hold a real smile for so long, after that it's just teeth. The art director steps up with his little foam applicator and retouches where the bronzer is streaked on my butt cheeks. "It was a hairspray can somebody threw away in our family's burning barrel," I say. "He was burning the trash and it exploded." And Evie says, "Somebody?" And I say, "You'd think it was my mom, the way she screamed and tried to stop him bleeding." And the photographer says, "Girls, can you go up on your toes just a little?" Evie goes, "A big thirty-two-ounce can of HairShell hairspray? I bet it peeled half his face off." | |||||
45 | Lady Baldy | CHEERS 1982 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Lady Baldy An electronic device for women used to pull leg hairs out by the root that Rebecca goes on TV to complain about. | |||||
46 | Lather, Rinse, Obey | KIM POSSIBLE 2002 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Lather, Rinse, Obey Doctor Drakken's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse. | |||||
47 | Lucky Lindy's All-Purpose Pomade | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Lucky Lindy's All-Purpose Pomade Abe Simpson's hair cream he pulls out to get ready for his date with Beatrice Simmons. "You'll never fly solo again!" | |||||
48 | Martin Sheen Hairspray | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Martin Sheen Hairspray Actress Jane Curtin uses Martin Sheen's saliva as her take-charge hairspray of choice. | |||||
49 | May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo Shampoo ad on Al TV. | |||||
50 | Mohawk Master Clippers | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Mohawk Master Clippers Clippers to help maintain your punk hairdo. | |||||
51 | Molding Mud | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Molding Mud Product sold at Hairy Shearers, the hair salon that Marge visits. | |||||
52 | Monk-On-Fire | SHAMPOO PLANET 1992 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Monk-On-Fire Hair product containing placenta, nectarine-pit extract and B vitamins. | |||||
53 | MOODSwing | SHAMPOO PLANET 1992 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
MOODSwing Hair care product - toner from Sweden with walnut leaf for self-damaging hair. | |||||
54 | Neat and Natural Hair Tonic | THE BRADY BUNCH 1969 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Neat and Natural Hair Tonic | |||||
55 | Orchid Explosion | PALM SPRINGS 2020 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Orchid Explosion Sarah's hair mist, a gift from her sister, by Fournier. | |||||
56 | Penetroleum Hair Oil | DREAMBOAT 1952 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Penetroleum Hair Oil | |||||
57 | PsychoPath | SHAMPOO PLANET 1992 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
PsychoPath Sports shampoo with salon grade microprotein packed in a manly black injection-molded plastic motor oil canister. | |||||
58 | Pubic Pride | AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE 2001 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Pubic Pride Anti-crabs shampoo. | |||||
59 | Rinse 'n' Run Scalp Tonic | DISCWORLD SERIES 1983 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Rinse 'n' Run Scalp Tonic Parodies Wash & Go shampoo/conditioner "with extra herbs!". | |||||
60 | Salon | PAYCHECK 2003 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Salon Brand name on a can of hairspray in the envelope of personal belongings that Michael sends to himself to help him change the future. | |||||
61 | Shampoo | DOGZILLA 1993 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Shampoo | |||||
62 | Slik Hair Kream | LIQUID TELEVISION 1991 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Slik Hair Kream Billbard advertisement. | |||||
63 | Soul Glo | COMING TO AMERICA 1988 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Soul Glo Hair product. | |||||
64 | Superlip | PUTNEY SWOPE 1969 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Superlip Product that eliminates peach fuzz and feminine whiskers. Superlip digs deep down into the hair follicles instead of just lopping it off at the surface. | |||||
65 | Tahitian Coconut Shampoo | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Tahitian Coconut Shampoo Shampoo Boyle's new girlfriend uses. | |||||
66 | Toddco Scrotum Hair Trimmer Rad-Nads | STROKER & HOOP 2004 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Toddco Scrotum Hair Trimmer Rad-Nads | |||||
67 | Tressant Supreme | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Tressant Supreme Deep moisturizing hair color with traces of crack cocaine. | |||||
68 | U Wanna B Hair E | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
U Wanna B Hair E Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet. | |||||
69 | Ubik Hair Conditioner | UBIK 1969 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Ubik Hair Conditioner My hair is so dry, so unmanageable. What's a girl to do? Simply rub in creamy Ubik hair conditioner. In just five days you'll discover new body in your hair, new glossiness. And Ubik hairspray, used as directed, is absolutely safe. | |||||
70 | Ubik Hair Spray | UBIK 1969 Literature | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Ubik Hair Spray My hair is so dry, so unmanageable. What's a girl to do? Simply rub in creamy Ubik hair conditioner. In just five days you'll discover new body in your hair, new glossiness. And Ubik hairspray, used as directed, is absolutely safe. | |||||
71 | Ultra Perm | COMING TO AMERICA 1988 Film | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Ultra Perm Hair product that barber Clarence mentions. | |||||
72 | Wilson's Natural Fake Gorilla Attack Hai... | I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE 2019 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Wilson's Natural Fake Gorilla Attack Hair Removal System Hair loss system for guys that wear a toupee, but wish to be bald overnight. A man in a gorilla suit comes to the public place of your choosing and rips off your hair. | |||||
73 | Wilson's Natural Hair Loss System | I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE 2019 TV Series | Personal Care | Hair Products | |
Wilson's Natural Hair Loss System Hair loss system for guys that wear a toupee, but wish to be bald in 52 weeks. Provides a multitude of toupees that gradually reduce in size - change every 17 hours. |
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